Quotes by Midna

As you can see from my signature, I like "A fake is a fake, no matter how much you dress it up, the real thing always wins,"
I also like "What? Say something! Am I so beautiful that you've no words left,"
and another that I like is "You don't have to look so sad! We actually find it to be quite livable! I mean, is perpetual twilight really all that bad?"
go midna
~midnarocks

I'm currently replaying through the game right now, and just finished Snowpeak Ruins yesterday night. For some reason, this time around, her line after finding the Ordon Goat Cheese struck me as funny:

""Aw, food AGAIN?! Yeah, I had a bad feeling about this. She didn't seem very sure of herself... Oh well... Let's head back and hope she had some other brilliant idea." "

I think the "brilliant idea" line just sounds and feels very natural. It's also better because she's insulting someone else other than you. It's nice to be laughed with by Midna instead of laughed at.

Before she shapeshifts and after on top of Hyrule Castle at the beginning: "Aren't you forgetting something? (Colin yell) (Ilia scream) You do want to save them, don't you? Well, in that case, little Midna would be happy to help you!"

Lake Hylia

restoring the water flow to Lake Hylia: "First we have to find a way to restore the water flow to Lake Hylia. Oh no...do I have to hold your hand on this one?"
Fighting the Deku Frog: "Ugh...pimply things are gross...this one's all yours!"
After getting the key: "I have a memory like a steel trap, unlike you..." (I think it was something like that...)
After beating Morpheel: "ZANT!" (just liked how she said it, her voice full of utter contempt)

Gerudo Desert

When she breaks the Mirror: "Link...I...See you later."
Fighting King bulbin: "Let's teach him that swinging a giant axe around is NEVER a good idea!"
Fighting miniboss of Arbiter's Grounds: "You can't get him while he's up there! Get his down here and introduce him to your blade!"
Fighting Stallord: "That thing uses the flowing sands to protect itself...creepy"
When she tells Link about twili history: "I'm a descendant of the tribe that was banished to the Twilight Realm!"
When the sages reveal that she's the Twilight Princess: "So..you knew?"
When the Mirror is repaired: "Some call our realm a world of shadows, but that makes it sound unpleasant...you have seen it yourself, the serene beauty as the sun sets on this world."


Zora domain

When Rutela thanks them: "We didn't actually do it for you guys"

Ordon village

When Link gets the sword and shield: "Ugh...look at that open window. This village is full of idiots."

Palace of Twilight

After she impales Zant: "I used just a fraction of the power that's in me now...I did THAT using just a fraction of my ancestor's magic?"
Right before Link fights Zant: "Isn't this ironic? Now we're here, thanks to the dark magic curse you placed on Link!"

Faron woods

when you first make it to Twilight Faron Woods: (looks at nails and hums her own theme)
When you have to find the spirit Faron: "Where could that pitiful light-stripped spirit be? Eee hee!"
Right before she hums her own theme: "Don't blame me for the world's fate if you don't hurry up and find that light!"
When the monkey beckons you from the vines in the forest Temple: "Aren't you the popular one? Eee hee hee!"
Fighting Diababa: "Those things look like idiots with their mouths wide open like that. Put something in there to shut them up!"

Hyrule Castle

First Midna quote in the game, in the jail cell: "I found you!"
In the jail cell "There, there. You be a good boy and calm down now. No need to bite!"
In the jail cell: "I was planning on helping you, if you were nice."
In the jail cell: "You look kind of surprised! Eee hee!"
In the sewers: "I guess I have to do EVERYTHING for you.."
In the sewers: "Ugh...what are you doing?"

Kakariko Village:

When you burn up the house: "Sorry, but as romantic as this is, I'm not staying here with you. I'm leaving!"
After you burn up the house: "Isn't there a nicer way to get these things? Well, I guess you had to sacrifice someone's house to find Tears of Light. Well, that's just the way the cookie crumbles."

I Tried to put every single midna quote that was significant to me that i haven't already said.

[Rare Addict]

While fighting Diababa....

"Look how stupid they look with their mouths open like that! Put something in those things' mouths to shut them up!"

This may not be an exact quote but this topic reminded me of it
"Link,I- it spoke" If you talk to her after fighting King Bublin in the castle courtyard.It may have been a dream sometimes I dream about playing the game so it may not be a real quote, but a quote I like I know is real is "Link I-see you later ".

[Xytox]

I'm playing through the game again, and I didn't find a fun quote, I found a interesting one. Atleast to me.

It's when the you encouter the first poe in the prison when you have to gather the four fires back, (Like in Ocarina of Time) to open the door.
The poe comes forth to you and just floats before you. You have to transform into a wolf and then use your senses to kill it. But if you talk to Midna instead of transforming into a wolf, she will say:

Midna:
"I have a bad feeling about this...
Let's hurry up and finish him off.

Ohh... I get it! You can't see it
with your human vision.

In that case, why not use your
beast senses?"

It looks like she can see invisible things without problem while you have to use your senses as a wolf. Of course, it feels kinda obvious she can if you look back at the begining of the game, when she tells you to use your senses to see the guards in Hyrule Castle. But I myself hadn't thought about it before if she actually could or not. Which made me go like: "Interesting."

Another thing I also find very interesting is when Midna explains she is a descendant of the tribe that was banished to the Twilight Realm. Then after she explains that, she says:

Midna:
"It was a peaceful place...until Zant
took control of the Twilight Realm

and transformed all of the Twili
into shadow beasts."


She knew all the time that the shadow beasts were Twili. Yet, she doesn't say a word when Link kills them. Or atleast, what looks like killing them. She even offers to help when you're a wolf. Maybe they don't actually die when you stab them. It looks like they turn into black small squares when they die. Maybe they're getting teleported to the Twilight Realm for healing? They are under a portal after all. Their way to fight without loosing men if you know what I mean. Still, Midna sits on Wolf Link's back and attacks her own people. Amazing she doesn't say a word.

Yeah I noticed that strange thing. The one explanation that Twili can not be killed using human weapons. Even Master Sword. I think they teleports to the Twilight Realm where they can restore powers. Just like a Protosses. I think Master Sword charged with a Twilight Light can restore Twilis to real forms after defeating.

There was a Midna quote that cracked me up..... hmmm it was, oh yeah!

When you rescue the Zoras with the big hot rock thingy, the former Zora queen comes to you and thanks you, and then Midna says:

"Uhh no offense, but we didn't really do it to help you."

.... XD
I laughed so hard cause Midna is so open about it, she didn't even pretend that link and her were just doing a kind deed lol.

[Nevermore]

"Am I so beautiful you've no words left?"

...Well played, Midna. Well played.